No offense taken, they're a bunch of fucktards and I'd appreciate them staying far. far. away.
But the lovely FRANCINE came to town to check on me, and reported back that I'd told him and the family to go fuck themselves, and apparently my dad took issue with that, because as soon as they've cleaned up some bayou down south, he and whatever army he's got with him are going to come to town to try to drag me home.
I mean literal dragging here - Francis already shot me once trying to get me in his damn car.
And... come on, you know my family. You really think they're gonna give a shit about some stupid truce?
If it comes down to it, though, more backup won't be turned down. I know Vince'll have my back, plus a good chunk of the Gauche, demon and otherwise. And my wayward sparkly glam rocker fag cousin's here (that's Aaron, if you couldn't guess) and he thinks the family's gone off the deep end of the deep end, so...
I swear to god, if there is ONE MORE WAR where one side uses ME as an excuse to start fighting...
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Date: 2009-08-11 01:40 pm (UTC)But the lovely FRANCINE came to town to check on me, and reported back that I'd told him and the family to go fuck themselves, and apparently my dad took issue with that, because as soon as they've cleaned up some bayou down south, he and whatever army he's got with him are going to come to town to try to drag me home.
I mean literal dragging here - Francis already shot me once trying to get me in his damn car.
And... come on, you know my family. You really think they're gonna give a shit about some stupid truce?
If it comes down to it, though, more backup won't be turned down. I know Vince'll have my back, plus a good chunk of the Gauche, demon and otherwise. And my wayward sparkly glam rocker fag cousin's here (that's Aaron, if you couldn't guess) and he thinks the family's gone off the deep end of the deep end, so...
I swear to god, if there is ONE MORE WAR where one side uses ME as an excuse to start fighting...