You say that as if I'd be stupid enough to make the bunker easily accessible. You wanna front row seat in our own home-made movie theater, you gimme a ring. Or a journal, whichever.

Mind you, I'm not promising I'd have the whole setup done before your cavalry rolls into town with their trumpets. Not that I'm actually expecting trumpets and all, though that'd be an added hilarious bonus. Hey, it's a hypothetical situation, there can be some trumpets if I want.