I know about the plagues. I mean, contrary to what people might think, I was baptized and had communion and confirmation and everything. I could say the fucking rosary in my sleep. But the fucking plauges of Egypt? SERIOUSLY? I mean, do we have any confirmation, or is it just blood? I mean, maybe it's just a freak... blood... appearance?

Because I remember what fucking comes later. And my dad's a slut, so I might be safe from that last one, but, uh, I know many people who WON'T be.




...are you the oldest kid in your family?