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[comedownthisroad]

Well, it's my birthday in ten minutes. Whoop-de-doo. I'll be seventeen. It's not exactly a thrilling birthday, after last year's excitement. At least I'm not on the verge of death?


...four minutes. I should stop staring at this and actually post.

My birthday present this year is knowing that my family is impending, so they can wreak havoc and possibly bash me over the head and kidnap me. I'm so looking forward to that.

Can I shoot myself? Would that be wrong?

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[gotbottle]

Oh, don't shoot yourself. Especially not on your birthday.

...I mean. Not that there's ever a good time to shoot yourself. But that just seems extra wrong.

[comedownthisroad]

Nah, I'm not gonna. I was having an "emo teen moment". That's totally how they work, right?

[gotbottle]

I think so? It's been a while since I had one of those. I just have emo adult moments now.